Category: Mom’s Notebook

What did Della wear?
She wore a new jersey.

What did Tenna see?
She saw what Arkan saw.

What did Missi sip?
She sipped her Minnesota.

You can’t steal second base and keep one foot on first.

If you aren’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Here is a collection of persons aptly named for their chosen occupation: 

Storm Field, weather forecaster
Remeisha Shade, weather forecaster
Al Sunshine, weather forecaster
Dr. Hart, cardiologist
Dr. Hartley, cardiologist
Tommy Tune, musician
Larry Speaks, whitehouse spokesman
Deborah Storey, newspaper editor

True greatness is like a river; the deeper it is, the less noise that it makes.

The strongest rebellion may be expressed in quiet, undramatic behavior.

–Benjamin Spock

The best parts of anything are always impossible to remove from the worst parts.